Purrfect Apawcalypse: Purrgatory Furever All Achievements Guide - SteamAH (2023)

Get the best ending!

This one is self-explanatory, become a Patches simp.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Angel, Sparky, Brownie and ask them out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Enter the bedroom.
5. Go downstairs.
6. Inspect the fridge.
7. TRUST THE MEAT.
8. Go back upstairs.
9. Go back upstairs again.
10. Head to the bathroom and get a first aid kit from under the sink.
11. Get Sparky to at least +1 hearts. [You can do that by inspecting toilet in the bathroom]
12. Exit the house and go to the woods.
13. While on your way to the cellar, keep quiet.
14. Talk to Ginger.
15. Stop Sparky.
16. Leave the cellar and run home.
17. Keep quiet again.
18. Enter the house.
19. Go upstairs and enter the bedroom.
20. Get Patches to at least +1 hearts, nap and promise to save him. [You can do that by giving him a hug]

Get the best ending…?

The good ending, leave Patches alone in the purrgatory.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Angel, Sparky, Brownie and ask them out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Enter the bedroom.
5. Go downstairs.
6. Inspect the fridge.
7. TRUST THE MEAT.
8. Go back upstairs.
9. Go back upstairs again.
10. Head to the bathroom and get a first aid kit from under the sink.
11. Get Sparky to at least +1 hearts. [You can do that by inspecting toilet in the bathroom]
12. Exit the house and go to the woods.
13. While on your way to the cellar, keep quiet.
14. Talk to Ginger.
15. Stop Sparky.
16. Leave the cellar and run home.
17. Keep quiet again.
18. Enter the house.
19. Go upstairs and enter the bedroom.
20. Get Patches to or below 0 hearts, nap and say nothing. [You can do that by punching him]

Die after Ginger skins you and Sparky

The purrfect gift for the purrfect… puppy?
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Angel, Sparky, Brownie and ask them out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Enter the bedroom.
5. Go downstairs.
6. Inspect the fridge.
7. TRUST THE MEAT.
8. Go back upstairs.
9. Go back upstairs again.
10. Head to the bathroom and get a first aid kit from under the sink.
11. Get Sparky to at least +1 hearts. [You can do that by inspecting toilet in the bathroom]
12. Exit the house and go to the woods.
13. While on your way to the cellar, keep quiet.
14. Talk to Ginger.
15. Stop Sparky.
16. Leave the cellar and run home.
17. Keep quiet again.
18. Enter the house.
19. Go to the woods.
20. Procrastinate.
21. Patches is bad.

Die after getting caught in Angel’s attack on Sparky

Angel commits team kill.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Angel, Sparky and ask them out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Get Angel to at least +1 hearts. [You can do that by inspecting the house]
5. Enter the bedroom.
6. Save Angel.

Die after abandoning Angel only to get all your bones broken

Karma always comes back.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Angel, Sparky and ask them out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Get Angel to or below 0 hearts.
5. Enter the bedroom.
6. Run away.

Scaredy Cat

Coco goes monke.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Angel, Sparky, Brownie and ask them out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Enter the bedroom.
5. Go downstairs.
6. Inspect pots and pans.
7. Compliment her plan.
8. Leave the kitchen.
9. Coco survives.

Die after seeing Coco mauled to death by a hoard of zombies

Spoiler alert:
How to get it:

1. 1. Enter the house.
   2. Talk with Angel, Sparky, Brownie and ask them out.
   3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
   4. Enter the bedroom.
   5. Go downstairs.
   6. Inspect pots and pans.
   7. Question the plan.
   8. Leave the kitchen.
   9. Coco dies.

Die after Sparky fails to fight the demon possessing him

Oh no! Anyway!
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Sparky and ask him out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Get Sparky to at least +1 hearts. [You can do that by inspecting toilet]
5. Enter the bedroom.
6. Beg Sparky.

Die after the spirit possessing Sparky ignores your pleas

Ginger is spooky.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Sparky and ask him out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Get Sparky to or below 0 hearts.
5. Enter the bedroom.
6. Beg the spirit.

Die by drowning in blood in the cellar

DYI red swimming pool.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Angel, Sparky, Brownie and ask them out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Enter the bedroom.
5. Go downstairs.
6. Inspect the fridge.
7. TRUST THE MEAT.
8. Go back upstairs.
9. Go back upstairs again.
10. Head to the bathroom and get a first aid kit from under the sink.
11. Get Sparky to at least +1 hearts. [You can do that by inspecting toilet in the bathroom]
12. Exit the house and go to the woods.
13. While on your way to the cellar, keep quiet.
14. Talk to Ginger.
15. Stand by.
16. Leave the cellar.

Die after watching your friends get sliced into pieces

Test if Olive is able to fight, part 3.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Angel, Sparky, Brownie and ask them out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Enter the bedroom.
5. Stay.
6. Talk to Brownie and Angel.
7. Agree with Angel.
8. Go to the bathroom.
9. Inspect the toilet.
10. Suggest ideas.
11. Leave the bathroom.
12. Bite him.

Die after Sparky tears your head in half as Brownie watches

Triple kill, also
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Sparky, Brownie and ask them out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Enter the bedroom.

Die after holding paws with Brownie… Again

Die in Brownie’s favourite place!
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Angel, Sparky, Brownie and ask them out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Get Brownie to or below 0 hearts.
5. Enter the bedroom.
6. Go to the bathroom.
7. Inspect the toilet.
8. Suggest ideas.
9. Leave the bathroom.
10. Hold her paw.

Die after giving Brownie a hug in the bathroom

GAME OVER. You survived 1 round.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Angel, Sparky, Brownie and ask them out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Get Brownie to at least +1 hearts. [You can do that by inspecting the toilet]
5. Enter the bedroom.
6. Go to the bathroom.
7. Inspect the toilet.
8. Suggest ideas.
9. Leave the bathroom.
10. Give her a hug.

Die after Patches kills Coco and plans to dissect you with her wand

Patches is the science dog.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
3. Enter the bedroom.
4. Get Coco to at least +1 hearts. [You can do that by inspecting the desk]
5. Coco fights.

Die after Patches kills Coco and pokes your eyes out

Fun fact: Coco doesn’t actually die in this one.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
3. Enter the bedroom.
4. Get Coco to or below 0 hearts.
5. Coco runs.

Die after Patches rejects your hug and throws you into the zombies

Top 10 anime betrayals.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk with Angel, Sparky, Brownie and ask them out.
3. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
4. Enter the bedroom.
5. Stay.
6. Talk to Brownie and Angel.
7. Pity Patches.
8. Go to the bathroom.
9. Inspect the toilet.
10. Suggest ideas.
11. Leave the bathroom.
12. Hug him.

Make everybody happy!

This is a long one.
How to get it:

1. Enter the house.
2. Talk to Angel and ask him out.
3. Talk to Sparky, joke and ask him out.
4. Talk to Brownie and ask her out.
5. Get the 3 keys. [Inspect the fridge, bathtub and table]
6. Exit the house.
7. Inspect the house and the windows.
8. Go to the bathroom.
9. Inspect the toilet.
10. Enter the bedroom.
11. Stay and inspect portraits.
12. Enter the bathroom.
13. Inspect the bathtub.
14. Go downstairs.
15. Inspect knife block.
16. Forgive Coco.
17. Inspect the fridge.
18. TRUST THE MEAT.
19. Go upstairs.
20. Go upstairs again.
21. Head to the bathroom and get a first aid kit from under the sink.
22. Go downstairs and talk to Coco.
23. Exit the house.
24. Inspect the gate and go to the woods.
25. Keep quiet, then talk.
26. Talk to Ginger.
27. Stop Sparky.
28. Talk to Ginger again.
29. Inspect the jack o’ lantern.
30. Leave the cellar and run home.
31. Talk again.
32. Enter the house.
33. Go to the kitchen and inspect pots and pans.
34. Go upstairs.
35. Enter the bedroom.
36. Give Patches a hug.
37. Ask him about his hobbies.
38. Ask about Angel, betrayal.
39. Nap.
40. Promise to save Patches.